Cultivating Maturity
31 January, 2007
Having family
Helped to materialize
The sound man in me.
**Note** This is my first attempt at a haiku style that I've created in which the last three syllables of the first and last line rhyme. I call it a "Trine Rhyme Haiku." You have to read it out loud to get the feeling of the artificial meter created by the triple rhyme. Thoughts?
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 8:14 AM,
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History 101
30 January, 2007
We make history
Brushing our teeth and sleeping.
However boring.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 6:07 AM,
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The Nympho (Act IV)
29 January, 2007
He came home one day,
Somewhat early, and surprised.
He went for his gun.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 6:50 AM,
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The Nympho (Act III)
28 January, 2007
Hers was a deeper
Addiction, in that she craved
Promiscuity.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 6:48 AM,
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The Nympho (Act II)
27 January, 2007
Nymphomania,
In her case, wasn't just that
She had to have sex.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 6:46 AM,
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The Nympho (Act I)
26 January, 2007
He's always loved her.
Not knowing that she was a
Nymphomaniac.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 6:45 AM,
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Fighting for Peace
25 January, 2007
But if we give peace
A fighting chance, isn't that
Contradictory?
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 6:43 AM,
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Homeless Woman
24 January, 2007
Hair like a raincloud:
Whispy, gray, and threatening.
She's a bag lady.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 8:18 AM,
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Chocolate Kisses
23 January, 2007
Her chocolate kisses
Are only semisweet, and
Wrapped tightly in foil.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 8:17 AM,
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An Atheist's Sad Ideology
22 January, 2007
Eventually, we
Return to the nothingness
From which we all came.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 7:29 AM,
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Linda (Act II)
21 January, 2007
But she realized that
Her love for him is as strong
As before he died.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 6:47 AM,
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Linda (Act I)
20 January, 2007
At first, she was scared.
Scared to allow herself to
Love him as much now.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 6:45 AM,
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Cold
19 January, 2007
I open the door:
A clean, cold scent greets my face,
The smell of Winter.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 6:42 AM,
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War Reporter
18 January, 2007
A war reporter
Goes into battle unarmed
And comes out with news.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 7:30 AM,
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Loser
17 January, 2007
"You can't win 'em all."
But you need to win just one
Or you're a loser.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 6:18 AM,
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Fertilizer
16 January, 2007
A single blue rose
Grows gracefully with green stem
From a hippo's ass.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 7:42 AM,
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Octopus Story (Part III)
15 January, 2007
Although I didn't
Purchase any ink from him,
I'm sure it's quite good.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 8:42 AM,
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Octopus Story (Part II)
14 January, 2007
A salesman, he was
Going door-to-door, selling
Folks ink cartriges.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 7:17 AM,
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Octopus Story
13 January, 2007
A carefully groomed
Octopus wearing Old Spice
Knocked on my front door.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 2:14 AM,
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New Job
12 January, 2007
Although excited,
I'm also trepidacious
About my new job.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 8:41 AM,
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Loose Bowels
11 January, 2007
Is there a word that
Has the opposite meaning
Of "constipated?"
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 10:51 AM,
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International Relations Policy
10 January, 2007
Kill 'em with kindness,
Or an atomic bomb. Just
As long as they die.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 4:17 AM,
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Kindling
09 January, 2007
We construct our lives
Around money, which can be
Incendiary.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 6:09 AM,
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Huh?
08 January, 2007
An orangutan
Swings from tree to tree with ease
The same way I pee.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 4:13 PM,
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Luminescent
07 January, 2007
A lonely firefly
Illuminates the evening
Just like a lightbulb.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 5:54 AM,
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Turnips
06 January, 2007
When I get active,
Sometimes I wonder if my
Balls smell like turnips.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 4:11 PM,
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Capitalism
05 January, 2007
Capitalism
Helps rich folks get richer on
The backs of poor folks.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 7:34 AM,
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What's Really Real?
04 January, 2007
As I'm daydreaming,
I float between consciousness
And reality.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 7:58 AM,
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Heady
03 January, 2007
I've resolved to use
My haikus to save the world.
Only, how to start?
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 7:49 AM,
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Funny Smell
02 January, 2007
In the Mermaid world,
It's acceptable for girls
To smell like tuna.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 8:27 AM,
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Start Over
01 January, 2007
This is the new year.
An opportunity to
Learn from mistakes past.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 12:49 PM,
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