Haiku Cliche
28 February, 2007
Once upon a time,
On a dark and stormy night,
A haiku was born.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 6:46 PM,
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Dogs
27 February, 2007
Dogs are evil, too.
They start barking past midnight,
Just to go pee.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 6:45 AM,
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Auto Shop
26 February, 2007
This week, I'm getting
Everything wrong with my car
Fixed. I'm excited.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 12:46 PM,
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Time
25 February, 2007
Time runs marathons,
Moving forward forever.
Time must get tired.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 12:44 PM,
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Five More
24 February, 2007
Even if I've slept
Ten hours, I'll always say,
"Just five more minutes."
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 12:40 PM,
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Comfortable Devil
23 February, 2007
My bed is evil.
Trapping warmth beneath blankets,
Making me hit "Snooze."
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 12:37 PM,
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Sounds of Spring
22 February, 2007
A bird chirps outside;
A welcome audible cue
That Spring is coming.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 6:58 AM,
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The Trots Diaries (Vol 2.)
21 February, 2007
Now that I'm better,
I'm no longer shitting out
Buckets of water.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 6:13 AM,
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The Trots Diaries (Vol 1.)
20 February, 2007
Whenever I go,
It sounds like I'm dumping a
Bucket of water.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 6:12 AM,
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Fight (Act IV)
19 February, 2007
As I start to beat him,
I never hear the gunshot.
He stands over me.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 11:49 AM,
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Fight (Act III)
18 February, 2007
I'll never forget
The circumstances that day:
Clear blue sky, slight breeze.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 11:47 AM,
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Fight (Act II)
17 February, 2007
It began at school.
He, much smaller than I was;
Everyone's target.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 11:45 AM,
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Fight (Act I)
16 February, 2007
I, evidentally,
Underestimated him.
I beg for mercy.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 11:43 AM,
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Found Haiku #548702.2 (The Credit Counselor)
15 February, 2007
Feeling buried by
High credit card interest rates?
Call us. We'll help you.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 6:51 AM,
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Winter Driving
14 February, 2007
When there's too much snow,
I love to drive, only so
I can slide around.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 8:12 AM,
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Technology
13 February, 2007
If my telephone
Wasn't an Atheist, I'd
Have God on speed dial.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 11:21 AM,
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Like a Pasta Strainer
12 February, 2007
As I write this down,
An uncountable number
Of thoughts escape me.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 10:54 AM,
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Cowboy (Act III)
11 February, 2007
One day, while mending
A fence far, far from the ranch,
He coughed and fell down...
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 1:26 AM,
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Cowboy (Act II)
10 February, 2007
On horseback he smoked
While managing a small ranch
Out in Montana.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 1:23 PM,
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Cowboy (Act I)
09 February, 2007
There once was a man
With a heart like iron and
Lungs like wet sponges.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 1:21 PM,
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Names
08 February, 2007
I'll just call myself
An onomotopoeia
Like "Bang," "Crash," or "Boom."
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 6:57 AM,
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Blank
07 February, 2007
"I'm out of ideas."
That would make it hard to write
A haiku a day.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 6:10 AM,
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The Free Energy Conspiracy
06 February, 2007
There's free energy.
Tesla discovered it in
The ionosphere.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 9:24 AM,
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Crazy People
05 February, 2007
Diagnose my brain.
What's wrong with grey matter and
Some electricity?
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 12:06 PM,
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Snow White (Act III)
04 February, 2007
But her malice for
Little People was ironic;
She herself was small.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 9:06 AM,
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Snow White (Act II)
03 February, 2007
Unlike Miss White, though,
This girl just hated midgets
(Or Little People.)
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 7:05 PM,
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Snow White (Act I)
02 February, 2007
Candy red lips and
Stately black hair, done in curls
She looked like Snow White.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 7:01 AM,
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Bank Teller (Found Haiku #2543)
01 February, 2007
To better serve you,
Please have your account number
And I.D. ready.
Found Haikus are fun because they're all around us, every day.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 6:58 AM,
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