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A Haiku For No One

Everything is a Part of Everything
30 April, 2010

It occurred to me:
There's no such thing as nothing;
It's all connected.

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from the imagination of Jake @ 9:39 PM, ,




Ah-choo (choo-choo-choo)
29 April, 2010

Allergies create
Valetudinarians,
Sneezing like steam trains.

from the imagination of Jake @ 7:38 AM, ,




Because They Do Run Out of Gas
12 April, 2010

No one's impressed by
The indefatigable
Nature of robots.

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from the imagination of Jake @ 11:45 AM, ,




No Pie, No Eat
08 April, 2010

A pear, in theory,
Makes agape mouths water, but
Pies just use apples.

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from the imagination of Jake @ 7:53 AM, ,




Battle Scars
06 April, 2010

Strawberry in hand.
Wait, is that a raspberry?
Your move, general.

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from the imagination of Jake @ 6:06 AM, ,




Gratuituous Use of Exclamation Points in a Haiku
03 April, 2010

Everybody dance!
Apple says, "Buy an iPad!"
Do what you are told!

from the imagination of Jake @ 6:29 AM, ,




Words
02 April, 2010

Politics is just
A hugger-mugger mix of
Moron popinjays.


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from the imagination of Jake @ 7:29 AM, ,