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A Haiku For No One

Haiku Cliche
28 February, 2007

Once upon a time,
On a dark and stormy night,
A haiku was born.

from the imagination of Unknown @ 6:46 PM, ,




Dogs
27 February, 2007

Dogs are evil, too.
They start barking past midnight,
Just to go pee.

from the imagination of Unknown @ 6:45 AM, ,




Auto Shop
26 February, 2007

This week, I'm getting
Everything wrong with my car
Fixed. I'm excited.

from the imagination of Unknown @ 12:46 PM, ,




Time
25 February, 2007

Time runs marathons,
Moving forward forever.
Time must get tired.

from the imagination of Unknown @ 12:44 PM, ,




Five More
24 February, 2007

Even if I've slept
Ten hours, I'll always say,
"Just five more minutes."

from the imagination of Unknown @ 12:40 PM, ,




Comfortable Devil
23 February, 2007

My bed is evil.
Trapping warmth beneath blankets,
Making me hit "Snooze."

from the imagination of Unknown @ 12:37 PM, ,




Sounds of Spring
22 February, 2007

A bird chirps outside;
A welcome audible cue
That Spring is coming.

from the imagination of Unknown @ 6:58 AM, ,




The Trots Diaries (Vol 2.)
21 February, 2007

Now that I'm better,
I'm no longer shitting out
Buckets of water.

from the imagination of Unknown @ 6:13 AM, ,




The Trots Diaries (Vol 1.)
20 February, 2007

Whenever I go,
It sounds like I'm dumping a
Bucket of water.

from the imagination of Unknown @ 6:12 AM, ,




Fight (Act IV)
19 February, 2007

As I start to beat him,
I never hear the gunshot.
He stands over me.

from the imagination of Unknown @ 11:49 AM, ,




Fight (Act III)
18 February, 2007

I'll never forget
The circumstances that day:
Clear blue sky, slight breeze.

from the imagination of Unknown @ 11:47 AM, ,




Fight (Act II)
17 February, 2007

It began at school.
He, much smaller than I was;
Everyone's target.

from the imagination of Unknown @ 11:45 AM, ,




Fight (Act I)
16 February, 2007

I, evidentally,
Underestimated him.
I beg for mercy.

from the imagination of Unknown @ 11:43 AM, ,




Found Haiku #548702.2 (The Credit Counselor)
15 February, 2007

Feeling buried by
High credit card interest rates?
Call us. We'll help you.

from the imagination of Unknown @ 6:51 AM, ,




Winter Driving
14 February, 2007

When there's too much snow,
I love to drive, only so
I can slide around.

from the imagination of Unknown @ 8:12 AM, ,




Technology
13 February, 2007

If my telephone
Wasn't an Atheist, I'd
Have God on speed dial.

from the imagination of Unknown @ 11:21 AM, ,




Like a Pasta Strainer
12 February, 2007

As I write this down,
An uncountable number
Of thoughts escape me.

from the imagination of Unknown @ 10:54 AM, ,




Cowboy (Act III)
11 February, 2007

One day, while mending
A fence far, far from the ranch,
He coughed and fell down...

from the imagination of Unknown @ 1:26 AM, ,




Cowboy (Act II)
10 February, 2007

On horseback he smoked
While managing a small ranch
Out in Montana.

from the imagination of Unknown @ 1:23 PM, ,




Cowboy (Act I)
09 February, 2007

There once was a man
With a heart like iron and
Lungs like wet sponges.

from the imagination of Unknown @ 1:21 PM, ,




Names
08 February, 2007

I'll just call myself
An onomotopoeia
Like "Bang," "Crash," or "Boom."

from the imagination of Unknown @ 6:57 AM, ,




Blank
07 February, 2007

"I'm out of ideas."
That would make it hard to write
A haiku a day.

from the imagination of Unknown @ 6:10 AM, ,




The Free Energy Conspiracy
06 February, 2007

There's free energy.
Tesla discovered it in
The ionosphere.

from the imagination of Unknown @ 9:24 AM, ,




Crazy People
05 February, 2007

Diagnose my brain.
What's wrong with grey matter and
Some electricity?

from the imagination of Unknown @ 12:06 PM, ,




Snow White (Act III)
04 February, 2007

But her malice for
Little People was ironic;
She herself was small.

from the imagination of Unknown @ 9:06 AM, ,




Snow White (Act II)
03 February, 2007

Unlike Miss White, though,
This girl just hated midgets
(Or Little People.)

from the imagination of Unknown @ 7:05 PM, ,




Snow White (Act I)
02 February, 2007

Candy red lips and
Stately black hair, done in curls
She looked like Snow White.

from the imagination of Unknown @ 7:01 AM, ,




Bank Teller (Found Haiku #2543)
01 February, 2007

To better serve you,
Please have your account number
And I.D. ready.

Found Haikus are fun because they're all around us, every day.

from the imagination of Unknown @ 6:58 AM, ,