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A Haiku For No One

On The Shoulder of LaGrange Road
31 October, 2007

I passed by a man
Looking soignée in a suit,
Changing a tire.

from the imagination of Unknown @ 9:40 AM, ,




Virtue of Clarity
30 October, 2007

A message received
But not clearly understood
Is wasted effort.

from the imagination of Unknown @ 11:22 AM, ,




Overheard Haiku #444 (All of the Sugar?)
29 October, 2007

"Hey, where's the sugar?"
He shakes the empty glass jar.
"It's in my coffee."

from the imagination of Unknown @ 8:12 AM, ,




Dead Leaves and Kangaroos
28 October, 2007

Zoo in the Autumn:
Bears happy and active,
Elephants shiver.

from the imagination of Unknown @ 4:07 PM, ,




Hot Spring
27 October, 2007

When it's cold outside,
No shower can feel too warm,
No blanket too thick.

from the imagination of Unknown @ 9:58 AM, ,




Superstition
26 October, 2007

When counting blessings,
I am overly cautious,
Lest someone take them.

from the imagination of Unknown @ 7:54 AM, ,




The Quick and Easy Way To Straighter, Whiter Teeth
25 October, 2007

You hopelessly brush
But they're still going to rot.
Give me some falsies!

from the imagination of Unknown @ 8:27 AM, ,




Receeding Denial
24 October, 2007

I'm not going bald,
My hair follicles are just
Slowly weakening.

from the imagination of Unknown @ 10:38 AM, ,




Lunch Burp
23 October, 2007

Open mouth, gas escapes,
Smells of pastrami on rye.
Breath mint solution.

from the imagination of Unknown @ 8:35 AM, ,




The Optimist's Handbook (Haiku Format)
22 October, 2007

Little tragedies
Should be ignored; focus on
Little miracles.

from the imagination of Unknown @ 10:47 AM, ,




A Memory Is Born
21 October, 2007

Good time recipie:
Pumpkin vines and dirt below,
Sky blue skies above.

from the imagination of Unknown @ 6:39 AM, ,




The Secret
20 October, 2007

My meandering
Intellectual process
Imagines haiku.

from the imagination of Unknown @ 10:36 AM, ,




Jack-O-What?
19 October, 2007

Everybody loves
Interesting pumkin carvings.
Some go too far, though.

from the imagination of Unknown @ 8:11 AM, ,




Voter Apathy
18 October, 2007

When we go to vote,
Do we really have the choice
That we think we do?

from the imagination of Unknown @ 7:50 AM, ,




Embrace the Bald
17 October, 2007

Men who wear toupees,
Or go with the comb-over
Aren't fooling me.

from the imagination of Unknown @ 11:46 AM, ,




Cool Weather, Warm Bed
16 October, 2007

When mercury falls,
Wake-up procrastination
Rises equally.

from the imagination of Unknown @ 9:34 AM, ,




The One Where My Wife Dies and Haunts Me
15 October, 2007

A vivid nightmare
That mimics reality
Disorients me.

from the imagination of Unknown @ 7:56 AM, ,




Three Questions for Orange
14 October, 2007

Which one got named first?
Was it the fruit or was it
The color? Who knows?

from the imagination of Unknown @ 7:47 PM, ,




Found Haiku #1234423.7 (Roller Coaster)
13 October, 2007

Please, for your safety,
Keep your hands and feet inside
At all times. Thank you.

from the imagination of Unknown @ 7:43 PM, ,




$
12 October, 2007

Money conundrum:
Lots of it, you're not happy,
Too little, still sad.

from the imagination of Unknown @ 11:29 AM, ,




Autumn
11 October, 2007

Well into season
With coldness just arriving.
Leaves can let go now.

from the imagination of Unknown @ 10:40 AM, ,




Pessimist
10 October, 2007

When the wind won't help,
People like you are pleased to
Shake brown leaves off trees .

from the imagination of Unknown @ 7:36 AM, ,




Catch
09 October, 2007

Fragrant brown leather
And the satisfying slap
Is reason enough.

from the imagination of Unknown @ 10:09 AM, ,




Off Day
08 October, 2007

Did Chris Columbus
Know that he would be honored
When he raped and stole?

from the imagination of Unknown @ 2:12 PM, ,




The Pen Was
07 October, 2007

The pen was mighty,
Able to win a swordfight.
Can a laptop duel?

from the imagination of Unknown @ 12:10 PM, ,




Achoo
06 October, 2007

My sneezes rarely
Fly out unaccompanied.
Usually in threes.

from the imagination of Unknown @ 2:09 PM, ,




Dark as Morning
05 October, 2007

I wake up, pre-dawn.
The moon's gone, sun's not arrived.
It's dark as morning.

from the imagination of Unknown @ 8:28 AM, ,




Birthday Greetings
04 October, 2007

Happy Birthday, Trish!
You are so many good things.
Remember, I love you!

from the imagination of Unknown @ 8:16 AM, ,




A "Why-ku"
03 October, 2007

Can you tell me why
People ask rhetorical
Questions? Honestly.

from the imagination of Unknown @ 2:09 PM, ,




Keep Me Waiting
02 October, 2007

When you said to me,
"We'll meet at 7:30,"
Who knew that meant 9?

from the imagination of Unknown @ 10:10 AM, ,




Ironisyllabic
01 October, 2007

I find it funny,
That "monosyllabic" is
Polysyllabic.

from the imagination of Unknown @ 11:51 AM, ,