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A Haiku For No One

Premature Celebration
30 September, 2007

Getting birthday cake
When it isn't your birthday:
Does the wish come true?

from the imagination of Unknown @ 11:48 AM, ,




Moving My Brother-In-Law
29 September, 2007

New apartments are
Just like thrift store underwear:
Used but useable.

from the imagination of Unknown @ 11:46 AM, ,




Daddy
28 September, 2007

When my little girl
Begins going out on dates,
I'm buying a gun.

from the imagination of Unknown @ 8:33 AM, ,




Evolution 101
27 September, 2007

What's Evolution?
Advancement by process of
Elimination.

from the imagination of Unknown @ 1:19 PM, ,




Snack Flock
26 September, 2007

I drop some rasins,
They flock the linoleum
Like so many crows.

from the imagination of Unknown @ 7:41 AM, ,




Life Moves
25 September, 2007

Everything so fast,
It is virtuous to be
Lackadaisical.

from the imagination of Unknown @ 11:04 AM, ,




5 Words About the Planet
24 September, 2007

Unexplainable
Natural phenomena
Exist everywhere.

from the imagination of Unknown @ 7:45 AM, ,




Fingers and Toes
23 September, 2007

Why do we have ten?
Seems somewhat arbitrary.
God's metric system.

from the imagination of Unknown @ 7:43 AM, ,




Love Drunk
22 September, 2007

Under the moonlight
I gaze deep into your eyes
And then I throw up.

from the imagination of Unknown @ 11:12 AM, ,




The Civil Rights Movement for Money Climaxes
21 September, 2007

Canada penny,
Economic equal to
American penny.

from the imagination of Unknown @ 8:15 AM, ,




The Relativity of Temperature
20 September, 2007

When you're just freezing,
An excessively warm day
Can be a relief.

from the imagination of Unknown @ 1:44 PM, ,




Black Ink, Gray Pants
19 September, 2007

Ink from ball point pen
Plus left hand pocket of pants
Equals dry cleaners.

from the imagination of Unknown @ 9:59 AM, ,




Hitchhiker
18 September, 2007

On the way to work,
Bouncing rock lands on car hood,
And hitches a ride.

from the imagination of Unknown @ 8:52 AM, ,




Addy, The Human Prozac Dose
17 September, 2007

Even when I'm low,
My daughter makes me smile,
Not even trying.

from the imagination of Unknown @ 7:54 AM, ,




Patchy
16 September, 2007

Can't grow a moustache.
Looks like I drank chocolate milk
Quite excitedly.

from the imagination of Unknown @ 1:52 PM, ,




Habit
15 September, 2007

Biting fingernails:
A pasttime that ruins nails
While ruining teeth.

from the imagination of Unknown @ 9:51 AM, ,




Support Our Troops
14 September, 2007

The boys should come home.
Is it un-American
To want them to live?

from the imagination of Unknown @ 9:50 AM, ,




Britney's Vagina
13 September, 2007

Britney's Vagina,
Like Silverman's upper lip,
Contains some stubble.

from the imagination of Unknown @ 7:57 AM, ,




Depression
12 September, 2007

I've hit the bottom,
Writhing and hoping for light.
When can I get out?

from the imagination of Unknown @ 7:39 AM, ,




9/11 (Six Years On)
11 September, 2007

Where two towers stood,
Six years after tragedy,
There is still nothing.

from the imagination of Unknown @ 7:38 AM, ,




Without
10 September, 2007

They say being poor
Can give a man character:
It makes him depressed.

from the imagination of Unknown @ 8:02 AM, ,