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A Haiku For No One

Britney's Vagina
13 September, 2007

Britney's Vagina,
Like Silverman's upper lip,
Contains some stubble.

from the imagination of Anonymous @ 7:57 AM,




5 Thoughts:

At 9:17 AM CDT, Blogger Heather wrote...

Very nice. I wondered how you were going to make Brit's vag a haiku. I totally snorted when I read this.

 
At 10:31 AM CDT, Anonymous Anonymous wrote...

Yeah, it was very VMA-related.

 
At 12:15 PM CDT, Blogger Lisa wrote...

I saw a picture of Britney's vag on thesuperficial.com but it had a flower covering it up. (I would have put a picture of a dump truck there, but that's just me). I think I could have possibly seen the real thing had I worked at it, but I didn't.

I think she's going to have to go way, way under the radar for a long, long time to ever have any hope of a career.

 
At 11:40 AM CDT, Blogger j.elliot wrote...

one starving musician came by to say: This haiku is my new favorite! 'Without' is pretty damn good, too.

j.e.

 
At 11:48 AM CDT, Anonymous Anonymous wrote...

J.E. - Browse my archives. I'm pretty proud of the first batch that I wrote back in Dec. 06.

 

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