Everything is a Part of Everything
30 April, 2010
It occurred to me:
There's no such thing as nothing;
It's all connected.
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from the imagination of Jake @ 9:39 PM, ,
Ah-choo (choo-choo-choo)
29 April, 2010
Allergies create
Valetudinarians,
Sneezing like steam trains.
from the imagination of Jake @ 7:38 AM, ,
Because They Do Run Out of Gas
12 April, 2010
No one's impressed by
The indefatigable
Nature of robots.
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from the imagination of Jake @ 11:45 AM, ,
No Pie, No Eat
08 April, 2010
A pear, in theory,
Makes agape mouths water, but
Pies just use apples.
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from the imagination of Jake @ 7:53 AM, ,
Battle Scars
06 April, 2010
Strawberry in hand.
Wait, is that a raspberry?
Your move, general.
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from the imagination of Jake @ 6:06 AM, ,
Gratuituous Use of Exclamation Points in a Haiku
03 April, 2010
Everybody dance!
Apple says, "Buy an iPad!"
Do what you are told!
from the imagination of Jake @ 6:29 AM, ,
Words
02 April, 2010
Politics is just
A hugger-mugger mix of
Moron popinjays.
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from the imagination of Jake @ 7:29 AM, ,