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04 December, 2006
At least one haiku
Will appear here each week day,
That is my promise.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 4:31 PM,
3 Thoughts:
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At 1:32 PM CST,
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These are old, I am sure you have seen them before, but I love them, since I am involved in the IT bidness..........perhaps you have already posted them, I am just now getting into your blog:
Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
The Website you seek
Cannot be located, but
Countless more exist.
Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.
Program aborting:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.
Windows XP crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
(Originally, the one above was NT, but I changed it to XP.)
First snow, then silence.
This thousand-dollar screen dies
So beautifully.
With searching comes loss
And the presence of absence:
"My Novel" not found.
The Tao that is seen
Is not the true Tao-until
You bring fresh toner.
Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.
A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.
Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is not here.
Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.
Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
And my favorite, which is still so true:
Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that. -
At 1:44 PM CST,
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Anon - Those are great! You've got to reveal who you are. Do I know you, or are you just someone who found my site?
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At 1:00 PM CST,
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Thanks, think! I "figured" you might have seen them before, but risked the chance of redundancy just in case you hadn't.
I am just one of the Anon's from Barry's blog that loves to bother MzCreep. Lately, I've started calling her MzCreant. I've come, anonymously, to your defense several times. I guess I get a weird kick out of jacking with her and her minions.
Have a good day, and keep up the Haiku - I love 'em!