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A Haiku For No One

Huh?
08 January, 2007

An orangutan
Swings from tree to tree with ease
The same way I pee.

from the imagination of Anonymous @ 4:13 PM,

3 Thoughts:

At 12:24 AM CST, Naynayfazz wrote...: Now when you are swinging from tree to tree and you start to pee, who holds the t.p.?
At 12:47 PM CST, EEK wrote...: I think you plagiarized that one from Emily Dickenson. I'm totally calling you out on that.
At 1:22 PM CST, Anonymous wrote...: Naynay - I don't use TP. I'm a fella.

Eek - I know. Dickenson used to write about how easy it was for her to pee. I liken the ease of my peeing to that of the ease of an orangutan swinging. She likened hers to the ease of...

Ok I'm done.