On The Shoulder of LaGrange Road
31 October, 2007
I passed by a man
Looking soignée in a suit,
Changing a tire.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 9:40 AM,
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Virtue of Clarity
30 October, 2007
A message received
But not clearly understood
Is wasted effort.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 11:22 AM,
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Overheard Haiku #444 (All of the Sugar?)
29 October, 2007
"Hey, where's the sugar?"
He shakes the empty glass jar.
"It's in my coffee."
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 8:12 AM,
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Dead Leaves and Kangaroos
28 October, 2007
Zoo in the Autumn:
Bears happy and active,
Elephants shiver.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 4:07 PM,
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Hot Spring
27 October, 2007
When it's cold outside,
No shower can feel too warm,
No blanket too thick.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 9:58 AM,
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Superstition
26 October, 2007
When counting blessings,
I am overly cautious,
Lest someone take them.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 7:54 AM,
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The Quick and Easy Way To Straighter, Whiter Teeth
25 October, 2007
You hopelessly brush
But they're still going to rot.
Give me some falsies!
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 8:27 AM,
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Receeding Denial
24 October, 2007
I'm not going bald,
My hair follicles are just
Slowly weakening.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 10:38 AM,
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Lunch Burp
23 October, 2007
Open mouth, gas escapes,
Smells of pastrami on rye.
Breath mint solution.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 8:35 AM,
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The Optimist's Handbook (Haiku Format)
22 October, 2007
Little tragedies
Should be ignored; focus on
Little miracles.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 10:47 AM,
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A Memory Is Born
21 October, 2007
Good time recipie:
Pumpkin vines and dirt below,
Sky blue skies above.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 6:39 AM,
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The Secret
20 October, 2007
My meandering
Intellectual process
Imagines haiku.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 10:36 AM,
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Jack-O-What?
19 October, 2007
Everybody loves
Interesting pumkin carvings.
Some go too far, though.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 8:11 AM,
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Voter Apathy
18 October, 2007
When we go to vote,
Do we really have the choice
That we think we do?
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 7:50 AM,
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Embrace the Bald
17 October, 2007
Men who wear toupees,
Or go with the comb-over
Aren't fooling me.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 11:46 AM,
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Cool Weather, Warm Bed
16 October, 2007
When mercury falls,
Wake-up procrastination
Rises equally.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 9:34 AM,
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The One Where My Wife Dies and Haunts Me
15 October, 2007
A vivid nightmare
That mimics reality
Disorients me.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 7:56 AM,
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Three Questions for Orange
14 October, 2007
Which one got named first?
Was it the fruit or was it
The color? Who knows?
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 7:47 PM,
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Found Haiku #1234423.7 (Roller Coaster)
13 October, 2007
Please, for your safety,
Keep your hands and feet inside
At all times. Thank you.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 7:43 PM,
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$
12 October, 2007
Money conundrum:
Lots of it, you're not happy,
Too little, still sad.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 11:29 AM,
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Autumn
11 October, 2007
Well into season
With coldness just arriving.
Leaves can let go now.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 10:40 AM,
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Pessimist
10 October, 2007
When the wind won't help,
People like you are pleased to
Shake brown leaves off trees .
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 7:36 AM,
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Catch
09 October, 2007
Fragrant brown leather
And the satisfying slap
Is reason enough.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 10:09 AM,
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Off Day
08 October, 2007
Did Chris Columbus
Know that he would be honored
When he raped and stole?
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 2:12 PM,
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The Pen Was
07 October, 2007
The pen was mighty,
Able to win a swordfight.
Can a laptop duel?
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 12:10 PM,
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Achoo
06 October, 2007
My sneezes rarely
Fly out unaccompanied.
Usually in threes.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 2:09 PM,
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Dark as Morning
05 October, 2007
I wake up, pre-dawn.
The moon's gone, sun's not arrived.
It's dark as morning.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 8:28 AM,
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Birthday Greetings
04 October, 2007
Happy Birthday, Trish!
You are so many good things.
Remember, I love you!
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 8:16 AM,
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A "Why-ku"
03 October, 2007
Can you tell me why
People ask rhetorical
Questions? Honestly.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 2:09 PM,
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Keep Me Waiting
02 October, 2007
When you said to me,
"We'll meet at 7:30,"
Who knew that meant 9?
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 10:10 AM,
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Ironisyllabic
01 October, 2007
I find it funny,
That "monosyllabic" is
Polysyllabic.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 11:51 AM,
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