Premature Celebration
30 September, 2007
Getting birthday cake
When it isn't your birthday:
Does the wish come true?
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 11:48 AM,
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Moving My Brother-In-Law
29 September, 2007
New apartments are
Just like thrift store underwear:
Used but useable.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 11:46 AM,
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Daddy
28 September, 2007
When my little girl
Begins going out on dates,
I'm buying a gun.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 8:33 AM,
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Evolution 101
27 September, 2007
What's Evolution?
Advancement by process of
Elimination.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 1:19 PM,
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Snack Flock
26 September, 2007
I drop some rasins,
They flock the linoleum
Like so many crows.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 7:41 AM,
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Life Moves
25 September, 2007
Everything so fast,
It is virtuous to be
Lackadaisical.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 11:04 AM,
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5 Words About the Planet
24 September, 2007
Unexplainable
Natural phenomena
Exist everywhere.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 7:45 AM,
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Fingers and Toes
23 September, 2007
Why do we have ten?
Seems somewhat arbitrary.
God's metric system.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 7:43 AM,
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Love Drunk
22 September, 2007
Under the moonlight
I gaze deep into your eyes
And then I throw up.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 11:12 AM,
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The Civil Rights Movement for Money Climaxes
21 September, 2007
Canada penny,
Economic equal to
American penny.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 8:15 AM,
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The Relativity of Temperature
20 September, 2007
When you're just freezing,
An excessively warm day
Can be a relief.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 1:44 PM,
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Black Ink, Gray Pants
19 September, 2007
Ink from ball point pen
Plus left hand pocket of pants
Equals dry cleaners.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 9:59 AM,
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Hitchhiker
18 September, 2007
On the way to work,
Bouncing rock lands on car hood,
And hitches a ride.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 8:52 AM,
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Addy, The Human Prozac Dose
17 September, 2007
Even when I'm low,
My daughter makes me smile,
Not even trying.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 7:54 AM,
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Patchy
16 September, 2007
Can't grow a moustache.
Looks like I drank chocolate milk
Quite excitedly.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 1:52 PM,
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Habit
15 September, 2007
Biting fingernails:
A pasttime that ruins nails
While ruining teeth.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 9:51 AM,
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Support Our Troops
14 September, 2007
The boys should come home.
Is it un-American
To want them to live?
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 9:50 AM,
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Britney's Vagina
13 September, 2007
Britney's Vagina,
Like Silverman's upper lip,
Contains some stubble.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 7:57 AM,
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Depression
12 September, 2007
I've hit the bottom,
Writhing and hoping for light.
When can I get out?
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 7:39 AM,
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9/11 (Six Years On)
11 September, 2007
Where two towers stood,
Six years after tragedy,
There is still nothing.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 7:38 AM,
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Without
10 September, 2007
They say being poor
Can give a man character:
It makes him depressed.
from the imagination of Anonymous @ 8:02 AM,
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